I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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