Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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