Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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