I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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