u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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