How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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