So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
3 2 1 whiskey
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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