Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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