Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I am spending my child support on dildos
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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