your thong is hanging out like whoa
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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