Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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