You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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