elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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