with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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