Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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