i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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