I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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