Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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