If i come over, it means nothing
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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