Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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