They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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