Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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