I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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