He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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