Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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