I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
