i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I have feelings that need drinking.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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