We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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