**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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