Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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