i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize
