What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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