Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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