He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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