Where is the hickey?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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