Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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