No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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