How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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