So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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