Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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