Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no, he came in my armpit
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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