Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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