Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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