i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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