It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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