I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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