I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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