Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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