Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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