I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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