Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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