i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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