My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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