My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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