Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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