She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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