I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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