i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
