She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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